Every year, I usually try to write something around my birthday. Maybe it’s the vanity, or the almost guaranteed perfunctory likes I’ll get, or maybe I just get introspective as I get older. But either way, it’s one of the …
I never really set out to be a children’s book author. That is to say that, among the many creative dreams I had in my sights, a children’s book was one that was distinctly out of view. But in searching …
What a weird fucking life we all live. I’m an actor, a writer, a dad, a husband, a guy who likes sports, and a human person who watches youtube clips of serialized medical dramas to help fall asleep. But amidst …
We are currently, I dunno, thirteen months into a pandemic that is slowly killing my vibe (as it, profoundly more importantly, slowly kills hundreds of thousands of people). And if you don’t know me, you don’t know that my vibe was …
Every night before I go to bed I do one thing: slowly open the door to my daughter’s room and stand over her, hand gently pressed on her head or her cheek or her stomach, and I smile. Call …
I grew up, with a mushroom cut, in an extremely small town called Tolland, Connecticut. A place where cows roamed, streetlights were almost nonexistent, and for some reason a strip club operated out of the basement of one of our …
I know what you’re thinking. The bottom level of The Beverly Center is a god damn ghost town of restaurants that are impossible to find. You have to leave the mall and wander along the sidewalk, staring straight up at …
Okay, hear me out. I was going to review the burger at Melrose Umbrella Co., and in fact it was my sole intention when I walked through the doors, but instead I got drunk and very self-conscious that the bartender …
I am not a man who is shy about a burger. I’ll try them all. You want to throw bacon and avocado on it? Let’s do it. You marinate it in miso and add diced shishito peppers? Sounds good. Meatless …
Anybody who knows me knows a few things: I have depression! I really like being a dad. Food is one of the most important things in my life. My dog’s boner sometimes gets stuck out of his penis sheath and …
